Your Name (REQUIRED for the score board)

1. (TV or Not TV) Alice doesn't want to look at the stove, the sink, the icebox, or the walls. She wants to look at:

Basil Fomeen
Charlie Chan
Liberace
Carlos Sanchez

2. (TV or Not TV) According to Alice, how long have the Kramdens lived in their apartment without a stick of furniture being changed?

9 years
12 years
14 years
16 years

3. (Funny Money) A cop gets on Ralph's bus at which of the following streets?

Madison Avenue
34th Street
49th Street
Park Avenue

4. In "The Golfer", how long does Ralph have to learn how to play golf?

Two days
One week
Ten days
Two weeks

5. (A Woman's Work is Never Done) Where do the Kramdens hire a maid from?

A friend of a friend
The Newspaper
Brooklyn Housekeeping Services
Stellar Employment Agency

6. (A Woman's Work is Never Done) What is the name of the first maid the Kramdens hired?

Louise
Thelma
Mrs. Lynch
Bertha

7. (A Woman's Work is Never Done) Ralph gets Norton to help him with the housework. How much does Norton charge him?

25 cents/hour
50 cents/hour
$1/hour
$1.50/hour

8. (A Matter of Life and Death) What kind of dog does Alice's mother own?

Cocker Spaniel
Doberman
Poodle
Collie

9. (A Matter of Life and Death) Norton had a friend whose doctor gave him six months to live. The guy made a monkey out of the doctor by living for __?__ months.

7
8
10
12

10. (The Sleepwalker) Trixie spots Ed sleepwalking on the roof of:

McCloskey's Building
The Hong Kong Gardens
328 Chauncey Street
Krauss's Deli

11. (The Sleepwalker) What magazine does Norton read before going to sleep?

Mickey Mouse
Cosmo
Esquire
Capt. Video Ranger's Handbook

12. (Better Living Through TV) What dress material is Norton allergic to?

Crinoline
Polyester
Cotton
Silk

13. (Better Living Through TV) What is the phone number to call to order the Handy Housewife Helper?

Bensonhurst 0-7741
Bensonhurst 5-6698
Bensonhurst 7-5309
They didn't mention a phone number

14. (Pal O' Mine) How long has Jim McKeever worked in the sewer?

5 years
10 years
15 years
20 years

15. (Pal O' Mine) Norton wants to bowl with Ralph, but Ralph is mad at him and found a new partner. Who is it?

Teddy Oberman
Burt Wedemeyer
Stanley Saxon
Jim McKeever

16. (Brother Ralph) What does Alice want Ralph to stop spending money on while he's not working?

Pool
Bowling
Lodge Dues
All of the above

17. (Brother Ralph) How much money do Ralph and Alice have in war bonds?

$168.32
$62.00
$4.68
$12.83

18. (Hello, Mom) The Kramdens get a telegram from "mother", who's coming for a visit. What day is she arriving?

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday

19. (Hello, Mom) Where is Ralph's father?

Away for a couple of days
In Chicago
On the Ile de France
Visiting his brother

20. (The Deciding Vote) In the opening scene, Norton tastes some stuff that's in a bowl on the kitchen table. What is it?

Ralph's supper
Meatballs
Cake Icing
Starch

21. (The Deciding Vote) What office does Norton hold in the Raccoon Lodge?

Sergeant-at-Arms
Secretary
Treasurer
None

22. (Something Fishy) Which of the Raccoons works in a brewery?

Cassidy
Andrews
Dribbin
Muldoon

23. (Something Fishy) How many balls did Ralph and Ed lose while playing ping-pong?

None
1
3
5

24. ('Twas the Night Before X-mas) Which of the Kramdens neighbors is home from the navy for Christmas?

Charlie Manicotti
Tommy Mullins
Billy Stevens
Johnny Bennett

25. (The Man From Space) Who is Reilly going to dress as for the costume party?

Brutus
Julius Caesar
Marc Anthony
Cleopatra

26. (The Man From Space) What does Ralph have for lunch at his meeting with Norton?

Ham
Peanut butter and jelly
Liverworst
Cheese and balogna

27. (A Matter of Record) How far do the Kramdens live from the subway?

One block
Three blocks
Five blocks
Half mile

28. (A Matter of Record) Who's the doctor that visits the Kramdens apartment?

Dr Hyman
Dr MacDonald
Dr Folsom
Dr Glockner

30. (Oh My Aching Back) What's emblem is on the front of the Raccoon's bowling team jackets?

A raccoon
A hurricane
Bowling pins
"The Raccoons" written out